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You might be a Cajun if ...
- Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand!
- You have to pack your lunch to go check the mail.
- You think the "royal family" lives in Jennings with the
Boudin King.
- You remove your false teeth before you dance to a certain Camey
Doucet song.
- You call your white rubber boots "Holly Beach Reeboks".
- During your school years, the opening of squirrel hunting season
meant no school!
- You have ever stopped your tractor while water leveling, so you
could catch a snapping turtle.
- You ever bought a beer at a drive-thru window, while on horseback.
- You have ever been to a bar called "Poo-Yie's".
- You have ever flipped a crawfish boat, while crossing a levee.
- You've ever worn spurs on rubber boots.
- You think the movie "Southern Comfort" should have won an
Oscar.
- You've ever won the "Hog Calling Contest" at the Swine
Festival in Basile.
- You've ever played a game called "colored eggs" as a
child.
- You've ever caught a flight out of the Estherwood Airport.
- You think an "Island Cruise" is an airboat ride to Pecan
Island.
- You know at least two people called T-Boy.
- You think that the landing on the moon was fake, and that they
filmed it on the same stage as "Passe Partout".
- You've ever been put in jail in Mamou.
- You've ever pulled up an overflow in a rice field, and had to kill a
cottonmouth with your shovel.
- "Chank-a-Chank" is the sound made by your favorite music
and your car.
- You have a bumper sticker on your car from Fred's Lounge in Mamou.
- You know a way to get your car over Bayou Nezipique, somewhere
between I-10 and Hwy 190.
- You've ever been to every bar at Holly Beach in one night.
- You refer to Hwy 13 as "Up on the black top".
- You've ever shot rabbits from the back of a pickup truck on a
Saturday night.
- You have more bars in your hometown than people.
- You can remember the last heated race for mayor in Church Point,
between Boudreaux and Thibodeaux.
- You had money pinned to your clothes at your wedding reception.
- You consider yourself a "man of means" because you own
three trailers: a boat trailer, a horse trailer, and a trailer house.
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